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We've got SO many fab things bubbling away, we thought you'd want to see it all in one place ... and maybe, you know... buy tickets! 

Curtain Raiser - Wednesday 14 February 

Screw You St Valentine!

Valentine’s Day. Ugh. A load of commercial tat and smug, sickly loved up idiots, duped into spending a fortune on crappy dinners and wilted roses, right?!! Yeah, we might be all alone, but we’re not bitter. Nope. Not even a little bit…

Beeeecauuuuse we are bringing you the perfect ANTI-VALENTINE NIGHT! With a host of comedians ready to ridicule relationships and shun modern romance. Even if you’re coupled-up, you’re guaranteed a load of laughs as we stick two fingers up to lurrve.

Single? For you sexy beasts,

we’ve got an extra twist:


Bring at least one other single friend and let’s get some lonesome hearts mingling!


We could turn this Valentine’s Day into the start of something wonderful - you never know, Cupid could be lurking in a dim corner of the LP…!


And once the comedy is done we’ll have a little dancing on the roof terrace so you can get to know that special someone you spotted at the next table…

  • Screw You St Valentine!
    Screw You St Valentine!
    The Curtain
    Feb 14, 2018, 7:30 PM
    The Curtain, 45 Curtain Rd, London EC2A 3PT, UK

Lovely Line Up


Claire Parry kicks us off, with her incisive observations on relationships. 


Elf Lyons has a very original, edgy and action packed set for you. 

Single, married, poly, celibate; there’s something for everyone! 

You can get this along with other beautiful and novelty offensive cross-stich courtesy of 'Stitched'.


Make sure you RSVP! 


Doors Open 7:30

Aannnd Samantha Baines returns to The Curtain from her second sell out Edinburgh Fringe run, to be our MC and bring us some geeky, hilarious fun and a few cheeky love poems.